Kid Rules: #1 Shopping Carts

Shopping Carts must be ridden like a skateboard.

This is one of the essential kid laws. Shopping carts were never meant to be rolled around nonchalantly while you wait for old Mr. Gibbons to choose out his Lactose free milk.
Heck no!

You roll that baby around the store like it's a Mercedes-Benz. You proudly speed by the other shoppers with your awesome food choices blurring through their vision.

If you go shopping, you had best be hitting top speeds with carts because they were made to be ridden.

Layin' Down The Law

Well this is my new blog, Life Kook. I hope all 0 of my readers enjoy this post.

First off let me introduce myself.

I am Colt, a certified personal trainer. I enjoy trying to live life differently. I never want to grow up because that means forsaking fun. Society tells me to do things, and sometimes I don't want to do them.

I don't want to be in college. I want to educate myself. I want to learn how to kick the world's ass. I want to be an entrepreneur and enjoy what I do.

I enjoy philosophical view points such as buddhism and Nietzsche.

Now onto what this blog is about
I am jealous of Tim Ferriss and his experiments is lifestyle design. I am jealous of Lifehacker.

This will be a blog about never growing up - staying sophomoric.

This will be a blog about doing silly things for the love of finding joy in life.

This is a blog for people who need a reminder to BREAK FREE. Do a cartwheel.

This will be a blog about my self improvement to succeed and enjoy myself.

Why should you read this blog?
Because I want you to. But that might not be a good enough reason so here are a few more. Most people have settled down into a routine of wake, coffee, work, sleep. You need to get out of that pattern.

Most people are unhappy. It has been proven that people are happiest when they are working toward a personal goal. Join my personal goals and enjoy your day a little more.

Child-like innocence can be rediscovered. Nap time is back in!

So that's that.