Shopping Carts must be ridden like a skateboard.This is one of the essential kid laws. Shopping carts were never meant to be rolled around nonchalantly while you wait for old Mr. Gibbons to choose out his Lactose free milk.
Heck no!
You roll that baby around the store like it's a Mercedes-Benz. You proudly speed by the other shoppers with your awesome food choices blurring through their vision.
If you go shopping, you had best be hitting top speeds with carts because they were made to be ridden.
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